Darren Bent = Dynamite

As some of you may have heard, Darren is looking to put a certain stick of Dyanmite on the sole of his boot (please see image). All I can say to this is that he has already won over many fans that questioned the money we paid for him but thankfully he has put those doubters in silence mode.

Keep on Scoring Darren and we’ll sing any song about anything for you!

Oh He tackles so good it’s frightful
And his passing is so delightful
He gives you no place to go
Cattermole, Cattermole, Cattermole

To the tune of Dean Martin’s Christmas Hit: “Let It Snow”